CONFESSIONS OF A POP COUTURE ADDICT TRAPPED IN ARMY

Saturday, January 08, 2005

Hauntings of the guy named S***

**major bitchfest yet again**

{i) the 8km fast march..

WHY in the world did u have to join us?!?! we didn't need you, your ranger stupidity or your pathetic taunts and "inspirational speeches" at all... it made things much worse in fact...

"Guys.. I'd be following your pace..."

YAH RITE..

3 minutes into the fast march, and you start telling us to speed up at parts then slow down then speed up again...

HELLO!?! U got any sense of "constant speed is better than chiong then slacken a bit"?!? We were doing perfectly fine and clocking good timings until your stupid shit of an antic forced us to hasten our pace, then slow down back, hence tiring ourselves out neccesarily... GEE THANKS

and what was it about you letting us set the pace?

then you start your idiotic (probably ranger-inspired) "SBO" chants that just completely has the reverse effect on many.. well esp me.. HERE'S one big piece of news for you...

"WE ARE NOT YOUR FELLOW RANGER PALS NOR ARE WE SOME DUMB RECUITS YOU CLAIM THAT HAD COMPLETE TRUST IN YOU WHILST YOU WERE PS..."

the worse thing is the irritating "wa-yang" kia Teen starts adopting your stupid phrase too.. such that by the start of the third round "SBO" is like chanted every other second... oh well...

SHUT UP!

oh.. and that's not all.. your stupidity and egoistical nature surges again and ROBS us of our precious 15 minutes rest where you cannot stop your sick blabbering about.. well.. pretty much the same stupid things..

    "...RANGER course hah... we DID MUCH MORE TOUGH THINGS..."

    "...GUYS... THIS IS REALLY.. CHICKEN FEET LIAO... IT'S LIKE NOTHING THE PACE... those parts where we went fast are the true fast marching speed..."

    "... TRUST ME.. BELIEVE IN MY METHOD K... blah blah..."

    "Come on.. CHALLENGE ME... make me feel tired!... AS an OFFICER you must..."

gee.. see.. by wasting our precious 7 minutes of our rest time, you managed to

(a) PRAISE your almighty RANGER-ish skills and oh how great you are..

PLEASE... if u were so darn good at leadership and motivating people (which you of course are NOT), then you would have come to OCS in the first place or would have at least ascended the WOSE corps ranks higher..

(b)DE-MOTIVATE us by be-littling our achievements and making us feel ashamed that we are tired...

gee... YET AGAIN huh? do u actually understand the meaning of MOTIVATION?!?

STOP TELLING US THAT OUR BEST EFFORTS are CHICKEN-SHIT!!! WE KNOW YOU ARE DARN PHYSICALLY GOOD AND YOU ARE SO KILAT IN YOUR OUT-FIELD SKILLS... but.. SO!?

do u actually think i could give it a flipping care?

does that make you ten tiers higher than the rest of us?

STOP RUBBING YOUR ATHLETIC PROWESS INTO OUR TIRED FACES WILL YOU?

... so you waste our precious time.. and well.. the next round starts.. this time I'm in front cos I really can't fast march for nuts..

and you have to taunt me for walking slowly..

"COME ON FRANK.. ARE U GIVING UP?"..

... on a chance to scratch the eyes out of your arrogant face? NEVER.

"HEY... MAKE ME BREAK A SWEAT MAN... PUT SOME PRESSURE... THIS IS NOTHING!"

sheesh...

(ii) Doing all the shit sai-kang..

Honestly.. I dunno whether its you are your superior who is putting us trhough all these rubbish.. but honestly.. ALL THESE is making me SICK OF LIVING IN DELTA... you all are making us WISH these 2 weeks flew by without much reminiscing.. when we should be recollecting and remembering all the cool things we did..

and yeah.. i AM counting down...

15 MORE DAYS

can u please stop asking us to RE-ARRANGE all the bloody furniture in your store room? itz like the 3RD fricking time we are doing it!!!

HOW MANY TIMES MUST YOU MAKE US MOVE YOUR MISERABLE PRECIS??! IT has like gone to a 3rd location liao!

sheesh.. its a pathetic waste of time.. time that could have been used learning the comissioning songs or doing other more meaningful stuff.. and not DELAYED until 1500hrs TODAY...

sheesh..

do u realize that you are like the most unpopular piece of SHIT left in the wing?

why can't u just exude a little bit of "congeniality" and friendliness?

or is it just alien to u? and you must go..

    "drag your rifle one more time and you down twenty..."

and that is within the first 10 seconds of the drill lesson..

ok.. wadever.. i'm losing steam.. i sick of it but i'm not going to let YOU get onto my nerves... you ain't WORTH IT.. just that everything some shit falls on us.. we just go.. "STAFF..." 15 days...

gee...
FRaNK

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